Sunday, March 14, 2010

Fuck the Sioux

Suddenly, I understand where Custer was coming from.

God, I fucking hate the Sioux. And I can't believe the refs just let them get away with it. I want to punch something green, really fucking hard.

Tuesday, March 9, 2010

More Bracketology!

First off, let me say this: Fuck you, Sweden, for ruining my Olympic hockey bracket. Losing to Slovakia? Really?

Ok, now time for another hockey bracket. This time, it's the Minnesota state high school hockey tournament. Now, I know nothing about high school hockey. I have seen exactly one game of high school hockey in my entire life, and it was International Falls vs. Fort Frances, Ont. (I don't know the names of the high schools, but there's no way there's more than one high school in either of those towns.)

That being said, here's my Class AA bracket:


I know that there is also a Class A bracket, but, as I understand it (and I don't!), Class AA is the big boy bracket. So fuck Class A.

Now, you may be wondering: Oakland, how did you come up with your picks? Well, let me tell you. I typed in "Minnesota state high school hockey" and found two websites made by people who care a great deal about it who have kindly ranked every team for me. I then picked the higher ranked team.

Man, I hope there are no upsets. Pat is crazy.