Is there a God?
Is world peace possible?
Is it to be or not to be?
and of course, is Pat crazy?
Modern science has all but proven the latter question, however there remains a question that has also puzzled the mind of many for years: just how crazy is Pat? To better formulate a reasoned answer to this mystery, we here at Patiscrazy.blogspot.com offer as a public service the following easy to understand system of measurement to Pat's craziness...
Special thanks to the Department of Homeland Security for providing assistance and duct tape for the making of this alert system of Pat's craziness.
Sorry if the Red Alert section is a little unclear, it states:
ReplyDeleteIf you see Pat DO NOT run for Pat has become crazy fast. Instead one should curl up into the fetal position and hope for the best.
Pat may: Do multiple barrel rolls!; Do Bernoulli's Principle in a crazy manner; Eat a peanut butter sandwich with a squid
hell yes justin! I like the arert system on the main page
ReplyDeleteHow come I never get comments like this? Damn, I wish I could write like Justin.
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