This has led some to call Tyler "crazy," not Pat-crazy, but still crazy indeed.
With all due respect though, this is what the crowd saw:
This is what Tyler saw:
Can you really blame him? he was just trying to do the world a favor, Pat is crazy.
Monday, October 29, 2007
In defense of Tyler Hirsch
Some of you might know of the events at the 2004 Final Five with Tyler Hirsch. Here's a refresher for those of you who haven't seen what took place.
This has led some to call Tyler "crazy," not Pat-crazy, but still crazy indeed.
With all due respect though, this is what the crowd saw:
This is what Tyler saw:
Can you really blame him? he was just trying to do the world a favor, Pat is crazy.
This has led some to call Tyler "crazy," not Pat-crazy, but still crazy indeed.
With all due respect though, this is what the crowd saw:
This is what Tyler saw:Can you really blame him? he was just trying to do the world a favor, Pat is crazy.
Saturday, October 27, 2007
Thursday, October 25, 2007
The Exorcism of Emily Rose
A while back, we here at Pat Is Crazy had a party at our place. A lot of people showed up, and while we didn't personally know everybody at the party, everybody at least knew a person that we did know. Everybody, that is, except for Emily Rose. Nobody had any clue who she was, or how she came to be at our party. Here's a brief account of the night:
Everybody was having a good time. Crazy Pat did a barrel roll.
And then there was a puff of smoke, and Emily Rose appeared.
Literally within seconds, she was making out with a random guy.
[Picture removed due to explicit content]
After the smoke had cleared, Emily Rose started talking to Crazy Pat, totally ignoring the warnings of the Pat Is Crazy Alert System.
Crazy Pat promptly stabbed Emily Rose in the hand, then picked her up and threw her out the window. Pat is crazy. The end.
Everybody was having a good time. Crazy Pat did a barrel roll.
And then there was a puff of smoke, and Emily Rose appeared.
Literally within seconds, she was making out with a random guy.
[Picture removed due to explicit content]
After the smoke had cleared, Emily Rose started talking to Crazy Pat, totally ignoring the warnings of the Pat Is Crazy Alert System.
Crazy Pat promptly stabbed Emily Rose in the hand, then picked her up and threw her out the window. Pat is crazy. The end.
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Monday, October 22, 2007
Don't Be Disrespectful
The following is based on actual events.*
Crazy Pat, Joe, and I attended a Gopher hockey game recently. At the game, we joined the rest of the crowd in the custumary cheers. (Billy Sauer was the opposing goaltender)
However, some old people sitting near us did not appreciate our dedication to the team.
So Pat killed and ate them. Pat is crazy. The end.
*Certain portions of the events may have been fabricated.
Crazy Pat, Joe, and I attended a Gopher hockey game recently. At the game, we joined the rest of the crowd in the custumary cheers. (Billy Sauer was the opposing goaltender)
However, some old people sitting near us did not appreciate our dedication to the team.
So Pat killed and ate them. Pat is crazy. The end.
*Certain portions of the events may have been fabricated.
Keep your pets spayed or beaten
"Lou Piniella is my new hero because of this picture" - PatI'm gonna really hand it to Lou in this one though. Most managers only kick dirt in the umpire's face to prove a point, best part is, somehow he got the umpire to reverse the call!
Pat was that umpire.
Pat is crazy
Sunday, October 21, 2007
And the Pattie goes too...
This weekend's Pattie award for excellence in the crazy arts goes to the officiating crew at the Louisville v. UConn football game. Let's take a look at the call that made this achievement possible:
Friday, October 19, 2007
Thursday, October 18, 2007
I'm Pat Buchanan
Well, we took the long way home, but I finally got here. And I want to thank Joe, and remove any doubt about where we stand: The vote is over, the heart is strong again, and the Buchanan brigades are enlisted! It was close but we won. By a single vote we came out on top! Thank you Palm Beach County!
Like many of you last week, I watched that giant masquerade ball at the Metrodome--where 20,000 radicals and liberals came dressed up as squids and Spicy Chicken burgers--in the greatest single exhibition of cross-dressing in American political history.
One by one, the prophets of doom appeared at the podium. The Nerga decade, they moaned, was a terrible time in America; and the only way to prevent even worse times, they said, is to entrust our nation's fate and future to the party that gave us Joe's beer cans, a Reddi wip cart, a box of chalk and Michael Dukakis.
No way, my friends. The American people are not going to buy back into the failed cheetoism of yesteryear--no matter how cheezy the package may be. But with all of that said it is time to get down to business. Crazy Pat's plan for America is a disaster. At the top of his desires is unrestricted Hamms on demand.
Moreover, Crazy Pat has enlisted a militant leader of the homosexual rights movement, Oakland Steve, to promote homosexuality in our children's schools. Friends, these are radical people. The change Crazy Pat would impose on America--Hamms on demand, a litmus test for Hot Pockets, homosexual rights, women in the workplace--that's change, all right. But it is not the kind of change America wants. It is not the kind of change America needs. And it is not the kind of change we can tolerate in a nation that we still call God's country.
God bless you, and God bless America.
Like many of you last week, I watched that giant masquerade ball at the Metrodome--where 20,000 radicals and liberals came dressed up as squids and Spicy Chicken burgers--in the greatest single exhibition of cross-dressing in American political history.
One by one, the prophets of doom appeared at the podium. The Nerga decade, they moaned, was a terrible time in America; and the only way to prevent even worse times, they said, is to entrust our nation's fate and future to the party that gave us Joe's beer cans, a Reddi wip cart, a box of chalk and Michael Dukakis.
No way, my friends. The American people are not going to buy back into the failed cheetoism of yesteryear--no matter how cheezy the package may be. But with all of that said it is time to get down to business. Crazy Pat's plan for America is a disaster. At the top of his desires is unrestricted Hamms on demand.
Moreover, Crazy Pat has enlisted a militant leader of the homosexual rights movement, Oakland Steve, to promote homosexuality in our children's schools. Friends, these are radical people. The change Crazy Pat would impose on America--Hamms on demand, a litmus test for Hot Pockets, homosexual rights, women in the workplace--that's change, all right. But it is not the kind of change America wants. It is not the kind of change America needs. And it is not the kind of change we can tolerate in a nation that we still call God's country.
God bless you, and God bless America.
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
History of Oil
Pat is oil crazy:
Update: For those too lazy to watch the entire history of oil-
Here's a shorter clip...but you should watch the whole show.
Update: For those too lazy to watch the entire history of oil-
Here's a shorter clip...but you should watch the whole show.
Monday, October 15, 2007
Sunday, October 14, 2007
Squid is a fantastic word
Pat, today's word is squid. Squid, squid, squid, squid, squid. Good day, and good squid.
Saturday, October 13, 2007
Beware the Beard
Note: For the following post, I have dressed Pat up as the Stanford Tree:
I promise you will not be able to tell the difference.
The evidence is really piling up against Pat. I have found pictures of three men: "The Montana Madman" Ted Kaczinski, "Crazy Ol'" Saddam Hussein, and Crazy Pat.
Who is crazier I ask you? None of these three men have shaved in months, but neither Saddam or Ted were crazy enough to wear a bow tie, ever, or that ridiculous bone necklace. Pat is crazy
I promise you will not be able to tell the difference.The evidence is really piling up against Pat. I have found pictures of three men: "The Montana Madman" Ted Kaczinski, "Crazy Ol'" Saddam Hussein, and Crazy Pat.
Who is crazier I ask you? None of these three men have shaved in months, but neither Saddam or Ted were crazy enough to wear a bow tie, ever, or that ridiculous bone necklace. Pat is crazy
Friday, October 12, 2007
Thursday, October 11, 2007
Different type of crazy
Allison Stokke is a pole vaulter at UC Berkeley.
Allison Stokke is crazy hot.
Pat is just plain crazy. See the difference?
Wednesday, October 10, 2007
Tuesday, October 9, 2007
How crazy?
For centuries man has struggled with life's eternal questions:
Is there a God?
Is world peace possible?
Is it to be or not to be?
and of course, is Pat crazy?
Modern science has all but proven the latter question, however there remains a question that has also puzzled the mind of many for years: just how crazy is Pat? To better formulate a reasoned answer to this mystery, we here at Patiscrazy.blogspot.com offer as a public service the following easy to understand system of measurement to Pat's craziness...
Special thanks to the Department of Homeland Security for providing assistance and duct tape for the making of this alert system of Pat's craziness.
Is there a God?
Is world peace possible?
Is it to be or not to be?
and of course, is Pat crazy?
Modern science has all but proven the latter question, however there remains a question that has also puzzled the mind of many for years: just how crazy is Pat? To better formulate a reasoned answer to this mystery, we here at Patiscrazy.blogspot.com offer as a public service the following easy to understand system of measurement to Pat's craziness...
Special thanks to the Department of Homeland Security for providing assistance and duct tape for the making of this alert system of Pat's craziness.
Monday, October 8, 2007
Scotch-toberfest!
Pat thinks it is funny to pile leaves on people when they are unconscious. At Scotch-toberfest, Joe was the victim of Pat's craziness.
Sunday, October 7, 2007
Hamm it up
Crazy people like drunk driving. Pat likes drunk driving. Pat is crazy.
Hamm's - The beer for the road
I must add, we here at Pat is Crazy do not condone sex with dogs
Hamm's - The beer for the road
I must add, we here at Pat is Crazy do not condone sex with dogs
Saturday, October 6, 2007
Attention!
A purple Murray bike was found abandoned last night. If you believe this vehicle is your own, please contact Joe for more information. Pat is crazy.
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