Just Ram it!

Another little known fact: Pat was the choreographer for the 1986 Los Angeles Rams:



Do you know how to Ram it?

Update: You can no longer Ram it, so this will have to do (look for #86 Mike Tice).

Update II: We are the Grabowskis baby.

Pat is a mean man.

Pat is crazy and cages innocent pokemon.

Pat's Adventures

Pat's craziness can partly be attributed to his adventures all over.

Ben Hogan is happy

Back in the day of yonder, Ben Hogan, the best ball striker ever to grace a golf course made a fashion statement.


For some unknown reason, the style never really caught on for persons under 80.
In the 50+ years since hogan's prime, exactly one man dared to wear that hat, and he wore knickers...


The combination drew laughter and applause from the gallery as they assumed Payne Stewart was making a joke. It was no joke, as Stewart continued to embarrass himself for the next 17 years.
Stewart later died in a horrific plane wreck, which goes to show you, if you wear the "Ben Hogan" hat, you will die in a plane crash somewhere over South Dakota. (probably because Crazy Pat will shoot you down)

Adventures Of Oakland Steve

Over Thanksgiving, I went back to Oakland. After stuffing myself with my family on Thanksgiving, some friends and I decided to get some food we'd really enjoy. Naturally, we went to In-N-Out and had some delicious double-doubles.

Everything was great. On our way back from In-N-Out, however, we witnessed something disturbing. While sitting at a red light, we saw the woman in the car next to us pick her nose. And eat her boogers. Repeatedly.

It was disgusting. Pat is crazy.

Happy Football!

Happy Thanksgiving!

Tobor!

Pat has this type of insurance:



Pat is crazy.

Pat's former job

A little known fact was discovered by us here at Pat is crazy. During a short period of time in 1992, pat drove an ambulance for HCMC. This was of course before he was fired for gross negligence, but we have found video evidence from the era.



I give a heartfelt belated apologies to the families of these brave men.

LB #58, We hardly knew ye

I am hungry

Which occasionally explains this:



















But I'm not crazy:




















Pat, on the other hand, is crazy, which explains why he usually orders extra E. coli on his pizza.

And Now For Something Completely Different

Pat thinks he remembers hearing about this on the History Channel. Pat is crazy.

A pig ridin' a hog

Some people seem to believe that I let the police into the apartment unabated this weekend. This is absolutely untrue. If I remember correctly, and I do, this is how the night went.

We were sitting in the apartment minding our own business, when we heard a visitor at the door.

Being the wise young man I am, I looked through the peephole and greeted the officers outside.
While I was kindly talking with Minneapolis' finest, Crazy Pat flew in to save the day, making the remainder of us dumbfounded.
In a strange twist of events Pat actually saves the day, as we rejoice around the bonfire. Pat is crazy

Public Service Announcement

That's right Joe, getting busted is no party. Start at 38:00 for those too lazy to watch entire video:

Turkey

This gentleman answered turkey multiple times:



Could it be this guy answered turkey because Pat is from Turkey?


Or perhaps because Pat is a turkey?


The world may never know.

Cleaning the Lint Screen

Here's my question: why don't people clean out their own lint, rather than cleaning the lint from a stranger?

Yip Yip

Cow?



Pat is crazy.

Blinds are crazy

Who the hell invented blinds? They are so crazily complicated many speculate they were invented by our own Pat.




Blinds can be very dangerous, in fact blind entanglement is the leading cause of death for house cats.



We can only hope the day of the curtain will someday return...

Bob Dylan Is Hungry

Recently, some of Bob Dylan's original studio recordings have been uncovered. On one of these recordings, it was discovered that Dylan's popular song, "Hurricane" originally had some rather strange lyrics. It seems that Dylan got extremely hungry in the middle of recording the nearly 9 minute long song, and it showed. Here are the lyrics in the final version:

Rubin could take a man out with just one punch
But he never did like to talk about it all that much
It's my work he'd say and I do it for pay
And when it's over I'd just as soon go on my way
Up to some paradise
Where the trout streams flow and the air is nice
And ride a horse along a trail
But then they took him to the jailhouse
Where they try to turn a man into a mouse.

Now here are the original lyrics:

Rubin could take a man out with just one punch
Hey, why don't we go get some Chinese food for lunch?
I want some chow mein I'll say, and then I'll pay
And get it to-go so I can soon be on my way
Up to some paradise
Where the trout streams flow and the air is nice
And ride a horse along a trail
Oh, they took Rubin to the jailhouse
Where they try to turn a man into a mouse.

Pat doesn't understand why he changed the lyrics. Pat is crazy.

Soulja Boy

Pat knows the dance moves to this song. Pat is crazy:

Best Posts of October

And the nominations are:

~Best Original Post~
-Beware the Beard
-Exorcism of Emily Rose
-Pat is Crazy Alert System
-Scotch-toberfest!
-Where are the Pillows?

~Best Video or Variety Post~
-Cheezy
-Hot Pocket!
-Solidarity forever
-Spicy!

Make sure to vote!

A Series of Tubes

Ted Stevens is making sense:



Pat is crazy.