Thursday, December 27, 2007

Medical Alert!

To the citizens of Minneapolis: A Medical Alert has been issued for Hennepin County. Crazy Pat has been reported to have come down with a serious case of hookfoot. While the exact details are unknown at this time, we have some ideas of what may have happened:

This is a matter to take very seriously, as the disease is considered to be very contagious. Again, this is a level RED situation - do not approach Pat under any circumstances. However, we do have Pat under the proper containment for the time being:

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