Happy New Year!

Medical Alert!

To the citizens of Minneapolis: A Medical Alert has been issued for Hennepin County. Crazy Pat has been reported to have come down with a serious case of hookfoot. While the exact details are unknown at this time, we have some ideas of what may have happened:

This is a matter to take very seriously, as the disease is considered to be very contagious. Again, this is a level RED situation - do not approach Pat under any circumstances. However, we do have Pat under the proper containment for the time being:

Merry Patmas!

Happy holidays from patiscrazy.blogspot.com!

Pat is a Flag Snatcher

Pat violated his lifetime ban from attending NFL games last Sunday in order to see the Chiefs and Titans battle it out at Arrowhead. Unfortunately Pat once again showed his irresponsibility- not even being a Chiefs fan, he still had the nerve to steal this guy's flag:



Pat just doesn't have any respect for football (or America).

Pat Played Football in High School

In 1995, Pat attended the Bears v. Packers game on Monday Night Football. And then he did this:



Pat is crazy. He is now banned from attending NFL games. I don't know why he gave a fake name and high school though. Meh.

Pat went to Harvard

Pat is crazy.

Attention!

Pat "Single Space" Mathiesen is out of control. Check the sidebar for the most up to date status of Pat's craziness.

Hypocrisy!

Joe UUUUU is one of the leaders of the anti-Ben Hogan hat movement, but here he is photographed wearing a Ben Hogan hat! Note also that he has a beard, another thing he has been against in the past. Unbelievable. Pat is crazy.



*This photo might have been doctored.

UPDATE: I changed the photo because I heard complaints that the Ben Hogan hat looked too much like a beret. Which it is not. Pat is crazy.

Goldy the Beaver

Crazy Pat does not know what a gopher is. He thinks that a gopher is the same thing as a beaver. That explains this commercial that Pat wrote.



Pat is crazy.

You have earned a rank king

Pat has some bitchin' dance movies, I wish he would take off that damn mask.



SURPRISE!!!!!

(The previous post has been rated PG-13 for strong language and graphic scenes)
Pat is crazy

Mmmm...Steroids

Well, the Mitchell Report was just released today, and there were some shocking revelations in it! Roger Clemens was named (who didn't see that coming?) and Rondell White! But the most surprising thing in the report dealt with our own Crazy Pat. No, Pat did not take steroids. He secretes them from his skin and sells it to professional athletes. Pat is crazy.

Spider attacks space shuttle

A giant spider attacked the space shuttle the other day:














Video.

Pat's New Mentor

Pat has recently decided to take up a new career. He has become the apprentice for the World Famous Bushman, who works the streets of San Francisco. Pat decided to take up this new career when he heard that the Bushman makes a reported $60,000 per year, more than the average american. In case you Minnesotans somehow haven't heard of the World Famous Bushman, here's an interview he did:



Pat is crazy.

Google Ron Paul

"Actually, I agree with him most of the time. I really do..."




Pat is crazy, and so is this ad.

There Are No Trees In Baseball

Crazy Pat wanted to help the environment by planting a tree. Nobody told him he shouldn't do it in the middle of a baseball field. (I had originally intended that the link lead directly to the video, but I can't seem to get that to work. So click on the link, and then click on "Good Samaritan." Feel free to watch the other videos there as well!)

*This post by Oakland Steve has been brought to you by the Oakland A's.

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Best Posts of November

I know all of you have been eagerly awaiting the nominees for the best posts of November; well here they are:

~Best Original Post~
A pig ridin' a hog
Adventures of Oakland Steve
Bob Dylan is Hungry!
Happy Football!
Pat's former job

~Best Video or Variety Post~
A Series of Tubes
Public Service Announcement
Tobor!
Yip Yip

Vote in the sidebar.

--The winners from October---

Best Original Post: Exorcism of Emily Rose
Best Video or Variety Post: Cheezy

Toga! Toga! Toga!

Togas in winter?

I see it now.

Togas: Arctic Warfare Edition.


Pat is crazy.

Swift Kids for Truth

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