Squids Fantasy Roundup - The Draft

It's almost fall, and you know what that means: it's fantasy football season! (I am being told that it coincides with real-life football season). And since we here at Pat Is Crazy have our thumb on the pulse* of everything that is cool, we have our own fantasy league! But, since we're not very popular, it only has 8 members. Should make for some high scoring games!

*It sounds strangely like my own pulse. Guess I'm, like, da bomb!

This weekend was our draft. I probably should have written that down, because I forgot all about it. Luckily, a good samaritan (whose name I substitute in for "you" in all songs), reminded me about it, and I got there with only half of my team drafted already!

Now, I won't rehash the draft here, or attempt to grade it, or anything silly like that, because Yahoo! is way ahead of me. This year, they've got these fancy auto-produced recaps of the draft (they had them last year for all the games, but I don't recall them having one for the draft) that grades how everyone did. Of course, it's a little stupid, because it is all based on their projections, which is also what their rankings are based on, so basically it will give you a good grade if you autodraft. Unless your name is Landon, I guess.

I only read my own review, because I only care about myself. My favorite line:

"The GM of Don'tMessWithSebas must have had to leave their draft party early. After tallying the most projected points in the league over the draft's first half, they racked up the fewest during the second half." 

You'll recall that I in fact skipped the first half, and showed up for the second. D'oh.

Current Projected Winner: Resident Drunk