Just Ram it!

Another little known fact: Pat was the choreographer for the 1986 Los Angeles Rams:



Do you know how to Ram it?

Update: You can no longer Ram it, so this will have to do (look for #86 Mike Tice).

Update II: We are the Grabowskis baby.

Pat is a mean man.

Pat is crazy and cages innocent pokemon.

Pat's Adventures

Pat's craziness can partly be attributed to his adventures all over.

Ben Hogan is happy

Back in the day of yonder, Ben Hogan, the best ball striker ever to grace a golf course made a fashion statement.


For some unknown reason, the style never really caught on for persons under 80.
In the 50+ years since hogan's prime, exactly one man dared to wear that hat, and he wore knickers...


The combination drew laughter and applause from the gallery as they assumed Payne Stewart was making a joke. It was no joke, as Stewart continued to embarrass himself for the next 17 years.
Stewart later died in a horrific plane wreck, which goes to show you, if you wear the "Ben Hogan" hat, you will die in a plane crash somewhere over South Dakota. (probably because Crazy Pat will shoot you down)

Adventures Of Oakland Steve

Over Thanksgiving, I went back to Oakland. After stuffing myself with my family on Thanksgiving, some friends and I decided to get some food we'd really enjoy. Naturally, we went to In-N-Out and had some delicious double-doubles.

Everything was great. On our way back from In-N-Out, however, we witnessed something disturbing. While sitting at a red light, we saw the woman in the car next to us pick her nose. And eat her boogers. Repeatedly.

It was disgusting. Pat is crazy.

Happy Football!

Happy Thanksgiving!