Merit Badges

Growing up, Pat was a member of the Boy Scouts of America. During his time in the Scouts, Pat managed to earn several Merit Badges, some of which are now discontinued. Here is a look at some of the badges that Pat earned and what he had to do in order to earn them:

Pyromania

-Set fire to 5 household items.
-Put a cherry bomb down a toilet
-Start a forest fire or a brush fire
-Throw a Molotov Cocktail at a moving vehicle

Hostile Takeover

-Take over a government-run facility
-Keep 25 hostages for 3 or more hours
-Kill a hostage

Circumcision

-Perform a circumcision
-Compare the pros and cons of having a circumcision
-Get circumcised

Religion

-Create your own religion
-Write religious documents
-Get an A-list celebrity to endorse your religion

Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

-Do not step on any cracks
-Tap your foot three times
-Tap your foot three times
-Tap your foot three times
-Tap your foot three times

Pat is crazy.