This week's top scorer was Cam Newton. Cam Newton is on the Ecuadorian national team, aka Emily's team. You may recall that Emily also had last week's top performer, Tony Romo. You also may recall that last week she sat Tony Romo, and played Cam Newton. Well, in a cruel twist of fate, this week she played Tony Romo and sat Cam Newton. And she lost. Fantasy footballin' ain't easy, folks.
In other news, last week I was visited by my dear friend Joe U. Highlights of the trip included shooting pumpkins out of a cannon, some bitch getting stuck on a ropes course, and Joe buying Lynyrd Skynyrd's Street Survivors only to realize that it might be bad luck to fly on a plane shortly after buying an album that was released three days before the band was in a plane crash. The biggest highlight though: a cab driver "giving" Joe U a package of Boboli flatbread that was originally intended for his son.
Current projected winner: Some asshole.
You didn't eat that flatbread did you?
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