Squids Fantasy Roundup - Weeks 4 and 5!

Ok, let's do this stupid shit real quick. First, since I wasn't able to do this last week, let's recap week 4. The top scorer of the week was Drew Brees, and for the first time all season, was part of a winning effort as Joey's team walloped my team. Curses. The fact that I lost may also have something to do with the fact that I played week 4's lowest scoring player, Stevie Johnson, who managed to pile up an astounding -0.1 points. Double curses.

The projections after week 4 looked like this:

Now onto week 5:

The high scorer this week was Tony "Fucking" Romo with 41.94 points. It probably would have helped our Ecuadorian friend Cannon Emily if she had started Mr. Romo. But alas, Romo sat on the bench, and we get back to our routine of the high scorer losing. The second highest scorer was once again Peyton Manning, who helped my team beat the aforementioned Ms. Cannon Emily. In case you are wondering, yes, Emily would have won if she had started Romo, but can you blame her? It is, after all, Tony Romo.

In other fantasy football news, fuck the Detroit Tigers.

Projected Winner: Still Crazy Pat. The projections finally seem to be leveling off, and it has anointed Crazy Pat as the champion. Which is horseshit.