Domo Arigato, Arrested Development

We here at Pat Is Crazy are big supporters of the short-lived TV series, "Arrested Development." One of the reasons that it was never a huge hit was it's tendency to put in jokes that only people extremely familiar with the past work of all the people involved in the show would get. Here's a good example:



Buster is a monster, and Pat is crazy.

Do you like beverage

Crazy Pat like Harvest Moon
I like to watch Crazy Pat play Harvest Moon
I wish I could watch it now.



I wish I had beverage in here.
Pat love Crazy.
Michael love Mary.

Bermaniscrazy.blogspot.com

Chris Berman is angry:



Maybe he didn't get his Canadian aspirin:



Chris Berman is crazy.

Best posts of January

Better late than never, here are the nominees:

Best Original Post:

An Amazing True Story
Beer, Cheese, and Inbreeding
Does it smell like fire in here
Merit Badges

Best Variety/Video Post:

Crazy Pat is Amazing
It's Bacon!
Oh Bluebird
Outlandish Claims

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Best posts of December winners:

Original Post- Medical Alert!
Variety post- Google Ron Paul

The Audacity of Gloom

By now we have all seen the "Yes, we can" youtube video which was directed by Bob Dylan's son (and features my close friend Scarlett Johansson):



Not to be outdone, the McCain campaign has responded with this video:



Pat is crazy.

Why the hell am I here?

I just arrived for my 6:30 shift at 7:05 and the people at the tutoring office think I'm doing work right now. All I know is my largest contribution to the education of fellow students has been a poor drawing of Bart Simpson.
With that being said I feel like a big shot sitting in front of TWO computer monitors. I decided to document the momentous occasion with a cute picture while i was watching softcore amateur porn on the other monitor.



I made about $9.70 drawing that picture.

To make this all fit into the "Pat is Crazy" theme I went to YouTube and searched "Crazy." Neither of these videos are good, I really do apologize.





Pat is crazy.

Editor's note - Tom just walked in for the 3rd time since I've tutored here. He is my 3rd customer.

That about sums it up.

So, Crazy Pat decided to plan a 10 hour each way road trip in the middle of of the week against a Gopher non-rival, all when a snowstorm was hitting Michigan. The plan was definitely full of holes, but he decided to trudge ahead anyways.
The following is a fairly accurate picture of Michigan's Crisler Arena on Thursday night for the game against the Gophers. Needless to say, it looks a bit like a gopher football game.

The following story from a Michigan fan pretty much sums up the rest of the night:

I am one of those irritating people who makes it a point of pride to never leave a sporting event early. Since I matriculated at Michigan, I'm pretty sure the only time I've left a game early was during this dismal year, when I bolted with a couple minutes left in the Oregon game. And after those two weeks who could blame me? Or anyone? When not facing the imminent danger of perpetrating mass homicide, I endure...

I have sat through it all, melting-hot September games against MAC foes and frigid, dull things against Northwestern and Purdue. Misery has little power over me. This year, I've gotten through one of the five Michigan basketball games I've attended.

This latest was perhaps the most depressing sporting event I can remember. Michigan quickly fell behind by double-digits in a half-empty arena. The loudest group of people in the place were a hundred or so Minnesota students who had bizarrely decided to crash Crisler en masse on a Thursday night. At some point during the second half they chanted "our house" over and over; all I could think is "how goddamn far away is Minneapolis? Is it Thursday? What day is this?"

It was indeed Thursday; according to Google Maps, Minneapolis is 648 miles from Ann Arbor, 10 and a half hours by car. Seriously... what the hell? I can understand invasions from East Lansing or Columbus or, I dunno, Toronto or something, but Minneapolis? Don't you have better things to do than spend either 20 hours or hundreds of dollars to see your kinda-crappy basketball team beat up on Michigan's very crappy basketball team? Evidently not.

Pat is in crazytown

Blood Honey

Pat's favorite actor is Nicholas Cage. In the "Wicker Man," Nicholas Cage explores the honey industry, exposing its dark secrets*. Here are some highlights from the movie:



Pat is crazy, and so is Nicholas Cage.

*Probably not the actual plot of the movie